Sunday, May 01, 2005

Laura Bush: "I am a Desperate Housewife"

From the Washington Correspondents Association Dinner:

Reuters version, picked up by Drudge: "Desperate Housewife Laura grabs stage from Bush"

Wonkette's version, with the meatier stuff:
First Wife Swapper: Laura Bush Steals the Show at WH Correspondents Dinner

After grabbing the mike from her husband at the White House Correspondents Dinner, First Lady Laura Bush proceeded to deliver a monologue that was edgier than what the night's headliner, Cedric the Entertainer, would ultimately attempt. Mother-in-law jokes, Desperate Housewives references, tales of strip club debauchery, and a zinger about the time George gave a hand-j--- [let's not go there! With Laura doing the wonderful stand-up, why did they need Cedric the Entertainer, who conceded that "I thought I could follow the president. The first lady is something different."]

Who was Laura's joke writer? Click here amd learn about all about Landon (the White House Joke writer to the Stars in Washington)

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