This is me, Kilroy2005, 20 years ago and I will NEVER look like this again. No. Age, time and plain old fat. That's that.
Now, about Kirstie Alley's self-parody (Mockumentary? -- that is too good for her)
The girl can't -- won't help it. and f*** Jenny Craig.
The show is waaaaaaay over the top. And Merv Griffin is a hottie? Is someone nuts?