Monday, April 25, 2005

Jeff's next fifteen minutes of infamy! Is the Secret Service log the beginning of "the new Monica" scandal???

[I wonder now...gay reporter, white house, Karl Rove, down time, no air force one -- maybe no blue dress, but these bloggers (sic) are out for blood, as are Reps. Slaughter and Conyers respectively - - ]
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Read the Secret Service Documents:

On at least fourteen occasions, Secret Service records show either the entry or exit time missing. Generally, the existing entry or exit times correlate with press conferences; on most of these days, the records show that Guckert checked in but was never processed out.

And so, Gannon may have that extended fifteen minutes, but if not handled right (sic) could very well go the way of Monica Lewinsky, or worse -- Gary Condit.

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2 comments:

Abbe Buck, PA, PR, PM, OM said...

Kilroy2005's advice to Jeff Gannon

READ THIS - http://www.highvizpr.com/reputation_management

HIRE A GOOD LAWYER

GET A DEFENSE FUND

START USING A SPOKESPERSON (SHUT THE F888 UP ALREADY!)

STOP PLAYING THE VICTIM - IF YOU DID NOT HAVE SLEEP WITH THE PRESS SECRETARY, CALL MIKE AT BLOG ACTIVE AND OFFER AN INTERVIEW

IF YOU WANT TO EXTEND YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES YOU MIGHT AS WELL START HEEDING ADVICE - OR GO THE WAY OF GARY CONDIT

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